OK. It has been decided

This is where I am going to write my novel* (and considering the setting it will have to be one of the best romantic** novels of all time). Can someone please sort it out that I get it rent free for 3-6*** months?

* or possibly play (and most certainly a book of poetry)... Oh and I will take some photos and record at least some parts of a dance/poetry film.
** and until now I was certain that my first novel will not be a romantic one
***my stay might be prolonged if I get inspired to write/film/photograph/record/... additional things.

Haven't

been here since my schooldays. I really need and want to travel more. Destinations I would like to go in the near future: the coast for a splash, the south of France, London + a round trip of UK, Norway, Ireland. This should do for starters. Need to sort a few things (in my life) out first (oh why do I need to sort everything out always?!?) and then I can start looking for a way to pay my way round these places (any ideas welcome).